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Fail Army's fails of the week - I take it back. I do not recommend this iron.

Filed Under: Fail, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 16 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Moped rider almost pulls off the perfect crime - Running intersection full of cops? Check. Covering your plate? Check. Checking for cross-traffic? Woops.

Filed Under: Fail, Cops, Darwin Awards, Oops, Ouch

Views: 355 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Jay Leno survives scary rollover crash - Mr. Leno gets more than he bargained for when he lives his childhood dream of riding in Bob Riggles' Wheelie 'Cuda.

Filed Under: Cars, Oops, Ouch, Unexpected

Views: 325 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Burglar stuck in chimney dies after homeowner lights fire - A suspected burglar who became stuck in the chimney of a Central California home died of burns and smoke inhalation after the home's owner lit a fire in the fireplace, authorities said Sunday.

Filed Under: Darwin Awards, Ouch, Oops, Fail

Views: 272 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

FailArmy's fails of the month - September is wrapped up with our Not-Quite-Wins.

Filed Under: Fail, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 37 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

A crash proof motorcycle? - In what has to be towards the top of ironic moments, a biker is taken out while demonstrating the features of a crash-proof motorcycle.

Filed Under: Motorcycles, Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 29 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Roadie 0 - Porsche 1 - This guy comes in a little too hot into the corner and ends up kissing a support car pretty hard

Filed Under: Bicycles, Ouch

Views: 49 Comments: 0 Voted: 1

Car Gets T-Boned After Running Red Light - While on their way to happy hour, a car ran a red light causing them crash into it at full speed. Luckily, nobody was hurt in either of the cars.

Filed Under: Cars, Fail, Ouch

Views: 58 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

5 reasons you may want to leave the car in the garage - Driving a car can be a dangerous thing and 'Car Free Day' is coming up here in a couple days, so here are some reasons not to drive a car.

Filed Under: Cars, Fail, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 63 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Drone captures guy caught in flash flood - While hiking in Maui, Hawaii near a waterfall, these hikers find themselves caught in the gnarly flash flood and one of their drones captures the whole thing on camera.

Filed Under: Nature, Oops, Ouch, Unexpected

Views: 44 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

FailArmy's Fails of June - Another month of people not quite nailing it.

Filed Under: Compilation, Fail, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 58 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Motorcycle, meet minivan - Take it down a notch, Evel.

Filed Under: Motorcycles, Fail, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 57 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Surprise Cliff Kissing - A drill instructor once told me that you had to be tough if you were going to be stupid. This kid had better plan on toughening up. A lot.

Filed Under: Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 152 Comments: 1 Voted: 0

Guy gets hit from both ends - And thanks to the fact that he has cameras everywhere, we get to see the whole thing unfold.

Filed Under: Cars, Oops, Ouch

Views: 69 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Where'd my gun go? - You can have his pistol when you pry it from his cold, dead forehead.

Filed Under: Fail, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 154 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

FailArmy's Aquatic Missteps - Water you waiting for?

Filed Under: Fail, Compilation, Oops, Ouch

Views: 50 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Tireless road rager - Mom always said if you're going to do something, do it right.

Filed Under: Funny, Cars, Fail, Oops, Ouch, Unexpected

Views: 123 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

FailArmy's Fails of the week - This week's anti-wins.

Filed Under: Fail, Compilation, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 63 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Cyclist loses right-of-way contest - Biker goes on red and kisses the hood.

Filed Under: Bicycles, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 40 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Man vs. tree - In all instances, the tree wins. Coincidentally, in all instances, the tree is smarter as well.

Filed Under: Compilation, Fail, Funny, Nature, Oops, Ouch

Views: 47 Comments: 1 Voted: 1

Escalator slide fail - Aside from the 30 seconds it took for her to remember her name, that was a quick getaway!

Filed Under: Fail, Funny, Ouch

Views: 32 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Unexpected turn takes out mountain bikers - If you're friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? These guys clearly would.

Filed Under: Bicycles, Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 40 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

How to properly crash a bike - Your pals Chris and Al have posted a tutorial on how to properly crash a bike. What a bunch of helpful guys.

Filed Under: Motorcycles, Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 123 Comments: 0 Voted: 2

FA's best fails of the week - Some fine examples of people not nailing it.

Filed Under: Fail, Funny, Oops, Ouch

Views: 48 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Three ways to fail a drunk test - Three guys that should have been cut off at the bar.

Filed Under: Drunk, Ouch, Oops, Funny, Cops

Views: 48 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Slips, slides and splashes - Some funny and sometimes painful losses of balance.

Filed Under: Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 28 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Retards with rifles - Enjoy some clips of people that shouldn\'t be handling firearms but are.

Filed Under: Fail, Explosions, Oops, Ouch

Views: 53 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

FailArmy\'s week of not-quite-wins - No matter how many times I watch it, I consider the cat in the crane game a win.

Filed Under: Fail, Ouch, Oops, Funny

Views: 56 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Dude gets to test his airbags - Thanks to the daydreaming driver of the minivan, we get to see airbags deploy in real time.

Filed Under: Cars, Oops, Ouch

Views: 71 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Starting a bonfire like a pro - Needs more gas.

Filed Under: Oops, Ouch, Fail

Views: 61 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Kite surfing becomes human flying - Let go of the controls. Let go of the controls. LET GO OF THE CON.... nevermind.

Filed Under: Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 86 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Redbull\'s Steep Crest\'s Oopses - Those who just almost made it for our enjoyment.

Filed Under: Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 100 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Bunkbed dirt bikes - I call top bunk!

Filed Under: Motorcycles, Racing, Ouch

Views: 93 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

A second before disaster - 16 photos that captured that moment right before things headed south.

Filed Under: Funny, Oops, Ouch, Unexpected

Views: 80 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Surprise bike accident - It\'s sort of a handy location to end up if you just want them to drive you to the emergency room.

Filed Under: Unexpected, Oops, Motorcycles, Fail, Ouch

Views: 100 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Mountain bike pileup - I call dibs on the bottom!

Filed Under: Bicycles, Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 110 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Bad friends compilation - FailArmy put together some of the worst friends you could have.

Filed Under: Funny, Ouch

Views: 89 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Barefoot skiing fail - Or a win, if he was trying out the new sport of barefaced skiing.

Filed Under: Fail, Funny, Ouch

Views: 89 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Russian road claims another victim - The pallet was there for a good reason.

Filed Under: Russians, Ouch, Oops, Funny

Views: 100 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Speeder pulls gun on cop - Apparently, he had somewhere really important to be.

Filed Under: Cops, Unexpected, Ouch

Views: 77 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Making your own taser - All you need is a battery, a car coil and a complete disregard for human life.

Filed Under: Ouch, Creative, Science, Technology

Views: 93 Comments: 0 Voted: 1

Dodgeballer knocks himself out - Red rover, red rover, turn Jonathan into a quadriplegic.

Filed Under: Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 94 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Bridge backflipping backflop - the thrill of victory... the agony of defeat... and the sting of the backflop...

Filed Under: Ouch, Fail

Views: 74 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Idiot fails ring of fire jump - So close.

Filed Under: Darwin Awards, Fail, Ouch

Views: 97 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Sleepy driver goes all Wreck-a-Day - After almost taking out the oncoming lane\'s drivers, they finally decide to quit wimping out and go full-retard.

Filed Under: Darwin Awards, Fail, Ouch

Views: 101 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

FailArmy\'s Fails of the week - The not-quite wins for this week.

Filed Under: Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 136 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Ouch! that really hurt Charlie!! - this devious little kid reminds me of someone.....

Filed Under: Funny, Cute, Ouch

Views: 90 Comments: 1 Voted: 1

Drunk dude at Disney welcomes the pepper spray - I only had to listen to her shrill screams for four minutes and I would have welcomed some pepper spray for distraction.

Filed Under: Funny, Ouch

Views: 83 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Lifter almost kills himself. - If you're going to lift without a spotter, be sure to set up a camera and film it so everyone can enjoy the show.

Filed Under: Fail, Ouch, Oops

Views: 111 Comments: 0 Voted: 0

Paragliding to lawn dart - \"Oh sh*t.\"

Filed Under: Fail, Oops, Ouch

Views: 143 Comments: 0 Voted: 0



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